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June 8, 2025 YouTube + Spotify

A Very Useful Engine — A Story About Parenthood, Poop, and Thomas the Tank Engine

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About this episode

In this darkly funny personal essay, I reflect on the chaos and compromises of parenting through the lens of a family trip inspired by our toddler’s obsession with Thomas the Tank Engine. It’s got trains, rain, and an unforgettable roadside bathroom situation. Think David Sedaris meets wooden railroads. Watch as I recount two pivotal moments in our family’s journey with Thomas, complete with backward train rides and a showdown at a gas station that no longer sells gas. If you’ve ever traveled long distances with a child under five, this one’s for you.

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